GEORDIE Shore might be one of the most X-rated TV shows on British TV – but the global versions of it make it look tame.
The first two episodes of Aussie Shore have been released on Paramount+ and even former Geordie Shore star Charlotte Crosby was shocked by it.
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Speaking exclusively to The Sun, she said: “It’s 100 per cent wilder. Me and Sophie [Kasaei] were watching it the other day, and we were watching it through our hands.
“That’s two people from Geordie Shore watching it through our hands. It’s a different level of wild. It’s shocking all the way through.”
In the first episode, after a brief warning about sexual content, the new cast wasted no time with their racy antics.
Wild child Lily introduced herself with just cucumbers on her nipples “to keep them refreshed” before twerking without a bra on in a white shirt.
She later jumped in the shower with one chap topless before the night even began, before mounting a different guy, Tom, on a pool floatie and passionately kissing him.
But that’s nothing compared to other versions of shows like Geordie Shore, Love Island and Big Brother around the world…
Love Island Germany
The Germans got their own version of Love Island in 2017, with the same winning format and an almost identical villa.
We all know what Germans are like on holiday, so it’s a wonder that the islanders didn’t spend the whole time arguing about whose towel is on which poolside sunbed – but in the end, viewers got a spectacularly racy show.
Couples openly fondled each other in the shower, and nobody was shy about having very loud sex with the lights on.
However, the German stars clearly lack the endurance of the British lot, since the series came to an end after just three weeks.
Even so, in that short time, the German version of the show earned a reputation for in-your-face lovemaking which makes the UK version look tame.
Love Island Australia
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The first series of Love Island Australia, in 2018, had games with titles as raunchy as Every Hole’s A Goal, and had so much sex that some of the islanders were forced to wear earplugs.
Justin Lacko said his co-stars Eden Dally and Erin Barnett were at it all the time during their series, starting on the second night.
“I am quite old school and I kind of feel like there is a time and a place for that and it definitely is not in the company of others,” he told the Daily Telegraph.
“I heard all the sounds and all the movements so I had to put in my ear plugs to get a good night’s sleep. Thank God for ear plugs!”
The show’s eventual winners Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp were also shown getting very intimate in the Hideaway, with viewers even seeing dirty tissues and a used condom wrapper discarded on the floor.
Afterwards, Grant boasted: “I had a f***ing good night… and I went more than once.”
The Valleys
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Dubbed the Welsh version of Geordie Shore, The Valleys first burst on to our screens in 2012 and ran for three series before it was axed.
The MTV reality show was jam-packed with outrageous antics, including when cast member Jason Suminski reportedly resorted to having sex with a cold Pot Noodle after being rejected by co-star Jenna Jonathan.
Another X-rated moment saw Carley Belmonte strip topless on stage as the group hit Dublin for a night out.
Meanwhile Lateysha Grace– who went on to star in Big Brother – twerked in a thong.
Big Brother US
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Even as recent as this year, Big Brother US fans were stunned as contestants were caught having sex on the live feeds.
The pair were seen kissing before seemingly beginning to get it on naked, all right in front of a nearby camera.
While the couple were under a bedsheet, it slipped as they continued on and nearly exposed them both, leaving some prudish viewers angry.
“GOD…I thought that was a family show” one person complained on X.
“Damn. Love Island didn’t even go this far. Woww. Thats crazy,” another shocked spectator said.
Super Shore
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Super Shore combined the best cast members from Acapulco and Gandia Shore, plus Elettra Lamborghini and Igor Freitas, who starred on Brazil’s version of Love Island.
And then, even more confusingly, a French girl called Eva won a place on the third series in an MTV competition.
The show aired across three series in 2016 and 2017, and was filmed in Mykonos, Greece, Madrid, Spain, Marbella, Spain and Rimini in Italy.
It was just as dramatic as our Geordies – and three of the stars even showered together in very racy scenes.
Elettra also got punched in the face by love rival Mane at one point and kissed another girl during a foam party.
Floribama Shore
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Launched in 2017, and filmed in Florida’s Panama City Beach, Floribama Shore was a huge hit in the US.
It ran for four seasons until it was shelved in 2022 – but the cast were not shy about having sex on camera.
In one episode, four contestants’ bedroom sessions (yes, two couples side by side) were interrupted by another housemate vomiting.
The cast even once rowed over a chicken BBQ, later blaming the argument on the fact everyone was sexually frustrated.
Warsaw Shore
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Poland’s version of Geordie Shore is so massive on Polish TV it’s been running for 21 series since it began in 2013.
Anna “Mała” Aleksandrzak is one of the most famous cast members, having appeared in the show’s first 12 series – and her tagline was “I may be small, but you’ll be surprised after I hit you”.
Like our Geordies, they love to booze and the series has featured three-way kisses between the girls, stripping off in the bathroom.
One contestant even tried to knock another out with an iron during a row.
